Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

A Tale of Poes and Fire (2003)

Alexis Bledel: Rory Gilmore

Quotes 

• Paris Geller : I did tell my mother about having sex with Jamie and her only reaction was to talk about how my father hasn't pleased her in 15 years.

  Rory Gilmore : Yikes!

  Paris Geller : Like I couldn't tell.

• Rory Gilmore : I gotta go, but call me if there's any news.

  Lorelai Gilmore : You mean if Michel kills Babette, then Miss Partty, them himself, and then it's a bizarre murder, suicide.

  Rory Gilmore : Amongst other things.

• Rory Gilmore : Bed is not a life plan, and you -my friend- need a life plan!