Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
But I'm a Gilmore! (2005)
Lauren Graham: Lorelai Gilmore
Quotes
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Michel : [Sookie's doctor put her on bed rest for her pregnancy] Well, we need Sookie here.
Lorelai : Well, Sookie's not gonna be here, so let's go to plan B.
Michel : Ok, plan B, that involves Sookie's clone also named Sookie.
Lorelai : Well, um, who here makes the sauces?
Michel : Sookie.
Lorelai : Who here, Michel?
Michel : Sookie trusts no one else with the sauces, she makes the sauces.
Lorelai : Well, what does Mark make?
Michel : Salads.
Lorelai : Ok, and Donnie does desserts, what do our other guys do?
Michel : Well, that man does the cleaning, that man over there dresses the plates, that man uses tongs and... I have no idea what that man in the corner does but I will check his trunk before he leaves.
Lorelai : So without Sookie here we have salads and desserts?
Michel : Pretty much.
Lorelai : We can't run a restaurant serving just salads and desserts.
Michel : I will not go to it, no.
Lorelai : Wait, ok, here we have ducks, who here does the ducks?
Michel : Nobody touches the ducks.
Lorelai : Well, um, starting now someone has to touch the duck.
Michel : I do not know what to tell you, except it will not be me.
Lorelai : This is bad Michel.
Michel : I'm getting that, yes.
Lorelai : Well, we'll just figure something out, right?
Michel : Absolutely, ain't no mountain high enough.
Lorelai : Just formulate a plan, nail down a strategy. Any ideas?
Michel : We could order a pizza, some chinese food or one of those hoagies that you cut into a million pieces...
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Luke Danes : Hey, that's it, I've had it!
Lorelai : You've had what?
Luke Danes : [in anger] She's a crazy woman and now she's upstairs, and ladles are mysteriously flying out of the kitchen.
Lorelai : Who's upstairs?
Luke Danes : Sookie's upstairs!
Lorelai : No, Sookie's at home.
Luke Danes : No, Sookie's supposed to be home and then, I didn't strain the sauce twice, so she came here to drive me crazy and she bought her loony husband with her!
Lorelai : Jackson's here? How am I missing all this?
Luke Danes : I don't know, and I don't care, I'm through. I'm not taking this anymore!
Lorelai : What do you mean you're not taking it anymore? What are you gonna do?
Luke Danes : You know what I'm gonna do? Nothing, because I'm in a relationship with you, and you know very well I can't leave. All I can do is come out here, say I'm through, and pretend I have a leg to stand on, and then march back into that kitchen and keep doing the job although I gotta be thinking about what I would've done if we were in a relationship even though that would mean I wouldn't be in this position in the first place. Excuse me!