Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

But I'm a Gilmore! (2005)

Melissa McCarthy: Sookie St. James

Quotes 

• Luke Danes : [after a fight with Sookie about the duck sauce, Luke runs upstairs and is shocked when he discovers that Sookie has been in bed rest upstairs taking all the food]  I knew it! Are you insane?

  Sookie St. James : Well, you wouldn't take my calls.

  Luke Danes : How long have you been up here?

  Sookie St. James : Since you made me promise that no food would leave the premises. Well, here I am, keeping my promises. Pedro, give me the ladle.

  Luke Danes : Pedro, do not give her that ladle.

  Sookie St. James : Give me the ladle, Pedro.

  Luke Danes : You're scaring Pedro.

  Sookie St. James : [Pointing to Luke frustratingly]  You're scaring Pedro!

  Luke Danes : All day long, things are disappearing, salads are suddenly gone. Lamb chops don't make it to the table.

  Sookie St. James : I had to make sure you were doing it right!

  Luke Danes : You're supposed to be home!

  Sookie St. James : No, I'm supposed to be in bed, and I'm in bed. And you said you would double strain the duck sauce and you, my friend, are not double straining!

  Luke Danes : There'll be no more of us. No more calls, no more questions, no more ladles that leave that kitchen. I don't care what bed you're in. That is between you and your husband, and god I hope a qualified therapist, but you will not interfere with me anymore. Period.