Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

But I'm a Gilmore! (2005)

Scott Patterson: Luke Danes

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• Luke Danes : [after a fight with Sookie about the duck sauce, Luke runs upstairs and is shocked when he discovers that Sookie has been in bed rest upstairs taking all the food]  I knew it! Are you insane?

  Sookie St. James : Well, you wouldn't take my calls.

  Luke Danes : How long have you been up here?

  Sookie St. James : Since you made me promise that no food would leave the premises. Well, here I am, keeping my promises. Pedro, give me the ladle.

  Luke Danes : Pedro, do not give her that ladle.

  Sookie St. James : Give me the ladle, Pedro.

  Luke Danes : You're scaring Pedro.

  Sookie St. James : [Pointing to Luke frustratingly]  You're scaring Pedro!

  Luke Danes : All day long, things are disappearing, salads are suddenly gone. Lamb chops don't make it to the table.

  Sookie St. James : I had to make sure you were doing it right!

  Luke Danes : You're supposed to be home!

  Sookie St. James : No, I'm supposed to be in bed, and I'm in bed. And you said you would double strain the duck sauce and you, my friend, are not double straining!

  Luke Danes : There'll be no more of us. No more calls, no more questions, no more ladles that leave that kitchen. I don't care what bed you're in. That is between you and your husband, and god I hope a qualified therapist, but you will not interfere with me anymore. Period.

• Luke Danes : Hey, that's it, I've had it!

  Lorelai : You've had what?

  Luke Danes : [in anger]  She's a crazy woman and now she's upstairs, and ladles are mysteriously flying out of the kitchen.

  Lorelai : Who's upstairs?

  Luke Danes : Sookie's upstairs!

  Lorelai : No, Sookie's at home.

  Luke Danes : No, Sookie's supposed to be home and then, I didn't strain the sauce twice, so she came here to drive me crazy and she bought her loony husband with her!

  Lorelai : Jackson's here? How am I missing all this?

  Luke Danes : I don't know, and I don't care, I'm through. I'm not taking this anymore!

  Lorelai : What do you mean you're not taking it anymore? What are you gonna do?

  Luke Danes : You know what I'm gonna do? Nothing, because I'm in a relationship with you, and you know very well I can't leave. All I can do is come out here, say I'm through, and pretend I have a leg to stand on, and then march back into that kitchen and keep doing the job although I gotta be thinking about what I would've done if we were in a relationship even though that would mean I wouldn't be in this position in the first place. Excuse me!