Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

But I'm a Gilmore! (2005)

Yanic Truesdale: Michel Gerard

Quotes 

• Michel : [Sookie's doctor put her on bed rest for her pregnancy]  Well, we need Sookie here.

  Lorelai : Well, Sookie's not gonna be here, so let's go to plan B.

  Michel : Ok, plan B, that involves Sookie's clone also named Sookie.

  Lorelai : Well, um, who here makes the sauces?

  Michel : Sookie.

  Lorelai : Who here, Michel?

  Michel : Sookie trusts no one else with the sauces, she makes the sauces.

  Lorelai : Well, what does Mark make?

  Michel : Salads.

  Lorelai : Ok, and Donnie does desserts, what do our other guys do?

  Michel : Well, that man does the cleaning, that man over there dresses the plates, that man uses tongs and... I have no idea what that man in the corner does but I will check his trunk before he leaves.

  Lorelai : So without Sookie here we have salads and desserts?

  Michel : Pretty much.

  Lorelai : We can't run a restaurant serving just salads and desserts.

  Michel : I will not go to it, no.

  Lorelai : Wait, ok, here we have ducks, who here does the ducks?

  Michel : Nobody touches the ducks.

  Lorelai : Well, um, starting now someone has to touch the duck.

  Michel : I do not know what to tell you, except it will not be me.

  Lorelai : This is bad Michel.

  Michel : I'm getting that, yes.

  Lorelai : Well, we'll just figure something out, right?

  Michel : Absolutely, ain't no mountain high enough.

  Lorelai : Just formulate a plan, nail down a strategy. Any ideas?

  Michel : We could order a pizza, some chinese food or one of those hoagies that you cut into a million pieces...