Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Eight O'Clock at the Oasis (2002)

Jason Kravits: Dwight

Quotes 

• Dwight : Hey, it's Dwight. Leave me a message. Namaste.

  Doris : Dwight? Hi, it's Doris. Doris, your wife! Remember me? The woman who was asleep in bed when you snuck out the window like a spinless worm! How dare you sneak out like that, you sniveling pond-scum sample! I should call Erin Brockovich to bring a lawsuit against your parents, you steaming lump of toxic waste! You really thought you could get away from me? I would've found you sooner if I'd bothered to look, but now I have. I found you. And all I can say is this: I want my board games back! I want them back and I want them back now! I will hunt you to the ends of the earth until I get them back especially the Trivial Pursuit!

  [Rory freaks to death]