Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Fight Face (2005)

Scott Patterson: Luke Danes

Quotes 

• Liz Danes : [talking about giving T.J. a carpentry job]  Luke! His life depends on it.

  Luke : How?

  Liz Danes : Because if he doesn't get his ass out of the house and work more I'm going to kill him.

• T.J. : It pays to advertise, right? I want to put a sign up on the shelves to let people know who did 'em. Shelves by A.J.

  Luke : A.J? Why A.J.? Why not T.J.?

  T.J. : Because I'm going in the Yellow Pages and I want to be up at the top. T puts me after everything but U, V, W, X, Y and Z and I think a few others.