- Lorelai: Repaying your debt to society, I assume.
- Rory: That's what this is.
- Lorelai: System already hardened you?
- Rory: So I guess congratulations are in order?
- Lorelai: So how are things at the new digs?
- Rory: You guys set a date yet?
- Lorelai: Grandma re-decorate the pool house yet?
- Rory: Be sure to send me a picture!
- Lorelai: Be sure to send me a change of address card! Grandma can print them out for you with a little fleur-de-lis.
- Rory: I'm not supposed to be talking to outsiders.
- Lorelai: Fine.
- [She turns and walks away]
- Rory: You and Luke getting engaged and not telling me about it? You hurt me!
- Lorelai: Back at you!
- Lorelai: [while looking at the Twykham house] *sighs* It's big.
- Sookie St. James: That's what she said.
- Lorelai: Good one.
- Sookie St. James: Hey! I'm still twelve!
- Lorelai: I meant the house. It's very big.
- Lorelai: [Later] Whoa.
- Sookie St. James: What?
- Lorelai: Is it me or...?
- Sookie St. James: Nope. I think it just got bigger.
- Lorelai: That's what she said.
- Sookie St. James: Good grief.
- Lorelai: What? You can be twelve, but I can't be twelve?
- Sookie St. James: No, you can be twelve.
- Lorelai: Thank you.
- T.J.: It pays to advertise, right? I want to put a sign up on the shelves to let people know who did 'em. Shelves by A.J.
- Luke: A.J? Why A.J.? Why not T.J.?
- T.J.: Because I'm going in the Yellow Pages and I want to be up at the top. T puts me after everything but U, V, W, X, Y and Z and I think a few others.