Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Here Comes the Son (2003)

Rob Estes: Jimmy Mariano

Quotes 

• Jimmy : So, first time on the West Coast?

  Jess : First time on the West Coast.

  Jimmy : Okay! The sights!

  [pointing] 

  Jimmy : Ocean.

  Jess : I wondered what that was.

  Jimmy : Sand.

  Jess : Keeps the ocean in its place.

  Jimmy : Sky.

  Jess : We've got one of those back East.

• Jimmy : I can't take you in, I can't raise you.

  Jess : Raise me? I'm 18, I'm raised! I can vote, I can be drafted, it's a little late to throw me a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles birthday party!

  Jimmy : I thought you didn't come here to bust my balls!

  Jess : I didn't.

  Jimmy : Well then put the bat down!

  Jess : I don't need a daddy, I just need a place to crash!

  Jimmy : Do you understand that it's only in the last five years I even started to put my life together? You don't want to be around me, I am a screw-up! That is my genetic code.

  Jess : Well the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.

  Jimmy : Don't say that, you're young, you can do anything you want.

  Jess : A month, just let me stay a month!

  Jimmy : Are you listening? I have nothing to offer you, nothing!

  Jess : You have nothing? I have nothing! I have no place to go! I can't stay at Luke's, I can't stay in Stars Hollow, my mother's a wack job! I mean, you're saying you're this loser and what- you don't want to take me off this terrific path I'm headed down right now? I'm not graduating high school! I don't know what I'm gonna do with the rest of my life but something's telling me I better find out soon or I'm gonna be that guy out there on the boardwalk selling the hemp hats!

• Jimmy : When you left home, were the cops after you?

  Jess : No.

  Jimmy : No cause they shouldn't be, or no cause they haven't found the head yet?