Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Kill Me Now (2000)

Lauren Graham: Lorelai Gilmore

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• Lorelai : A crazy evil spirit obsessed with bra-size took over my body.

• Michel : [explained to Lorelai that he once got attacked by swans]  No one forgets that.

  Lorelai : Oh, no, not being attacked by a band of swans. Was it an all-boy band? Kind of a scary, feather, 'NSync fiasco?

  Michel : This is not funny.

  Lorelai : No, I'm sorry. It's not funny at all

  [swan shrieks/Michel freaks] 

  Lorelai : [laughing]  Oh, my God. Now, come on. You have to admit that's a little funny.

• Lorelai : What's with the hat?

  Rory : Grandma gave it to me.

  Lorelai : Aw, now that's just mean.

• Lorelai : I'm talking about that you take my sweaters and you wear them and you stretch them out.

  Rory : I couldn't possibly stretch them out! Your boobs are way bigger than mine.

  Lorelai : That is not true.

  Rory : Yes it is.

  Lorelai : Your boobs are totally bigger than mine!

  Rory : You're crazy!

  Lorelai : Do you want to measure?

  Rory : What?

  Lorelai : I'm serious. Why don't you get the measuring tape right now?

  Rory : I am not going to measure my boobs.

  Lorelai : Because you know that you are totally bigger.

  Rory : I'm going inside.

  Lorelai : Fine, don't measure. We'll just compare bras.

• Lorelai : OK, fine. Is that my sweater ?

  Rory : What ?

  Lorelai : You're wearing my sweater

  Rory : So ?

  Lorelai : No, it's OK. It's just I thought I asked you to at least ask, you know, before you borrow my stuff

  Rory : I'm sorry

  Lorelai : It's OK. It's just not too much for a simple "Can I borrow it, Mom?" is it ?

  Rory : No, it's not. Jeez, lighten up

  Lorelai : It's my favorite sweater too

  Rory : Since when ?

  Lorelai : Since always

  Rory : This is not your favorite sweater

  Lorelai : Yes it is and now it's going to be all stretched out just like everything else you borrow

  Rory : What are you talking about ?

  Lorelai : I'm talking about that you take my sweaters and you wear them and you stretch them out

  Rory : I couldn't possibly stretch them out! Your boobs are way bigger than mine

  Lorelai : That is not true

  Rory : Yes it is

  Lorelai : Your boobs are totally bigger than mine !

  Rory : You're crazy !

  Lorelai : Do you want to measure ?

  Rory : What ?

  Lorelai : I'm serious. Why don't you get the measuring tape right now ?

  Rory : I am not going to measure my boobs

  Lorelai : Because you know that you are totally bigger

  Rory : I'm going inside

  Lorelai : Fine, don't measure. We'll just compare bras

  Rory : Stop it !

  Lorelai : I'll stop when you quit stealing my stuff

  Rory : You're cracked !

  Lorelai : You're... bigger