- Michel: [explained to Lorelai that he once got attacked by swans] No one forgets that.
- Lorelai: Oh, no, not being attacked by a band of swans. Was it an all-boy band? Kind of a scary, feather, 'NSync fiasco?
- Michel: This is not funny.
- Lorelai: No, I'm sorry. It's not funny at all
- [swan shrieks/Michel freaks]
- Lorelai: [laughing] Oh, my God. Now, come on. You have to admit that's a little funny.
- Emily Gilmore: Why should she pick something else? She needs to learn a sport and Richard can teach her a sport.
- [turns to Rory]
- Emily Gilmore: You can use your mother's old golf clubs. They're upstairs gathering dust along with the rest of her potential.
- Lorelai: I'm talking about that you take my sweaters and you wear them and you stretch them out.
- Rory: I couldn't possibly stretch them out! Your boobs are way bigger than mine.
- Lorelai: That is not true.
- Rory: Yes it is.
- Lorelai: Your boobs are totally bigger than mine!
- Rory: You're crazy!
- Lorelai: Do you want to measure?
- Rory: What?
- Lorelai: I'm serious. Why don't you get the measuring tape right now?
- Rory: I am not going to measure my boobs.
- Lorelai: Because you know that you are totally bigger.
- Rory: I'm going inside.
- Lorelai: Fine, don't measure. We'll just compare bras.
- Lorelai: OK, fine. Is that my sweater ?
- Rory: What ?
- Lorelai: You're wearing my sweater
- Rory: So ?
- Lorelai: No, it's OK. It's just I thought I asked you to at least ask, you know, before you borrow my stuff
- Rory: I'm sorry
- Lorelai: It's OK. It's just not too much for a simple "Can I borrow it, Mom?" is it ?
- Rory: No, it's not. Jeez, lighten up
- Lorelai: It's my favorite sweater too
- Rory: Since when ?
- Lorelai: Since always
- Rory: This is not your favorite sweater
- Lorelai: Yes it is and now it's going to be all stretched out just like everything else you borrow
- Rory: What are you talking about ?
- Lorelai: I'm talking about that you take my sweaters and you wear them and you stretch them out
- Rory: I couldn't possibly stretch them out! Your boobs are way bigger than mine
- Lorelai: That is not true
- Rory: Yes it is
- Lorelai: Your boobs are totally bigger than mine !
- Rory: You're crazy !
- Lorelai: Do you want to measure ?
- Rory: What ?
- Lorelai: I'm serious. Why don't you get the measuring tape right now ?
- Rory: I am not going to measure my boobs
- Lorelai: Because you know that you are totally bigger
- Rory: I'm going inside
- Lorelai: Fine, don't measure. We'll just compare bras
- Rory: Stop it !
- Lorelai: I'll stop when you quit stealing my stuff
- Rory: You're cracked !
- Lorelai: You're... bigger