Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Raincoats and Recipes (2004)

Scott Patterson: Luke Danes

Quotes 

• Lorelai : [Luke moves toward her]  What are you doing?

  Luke Danes : Would you just stand still?

  [He kisses her. Lorelai looks stunned for a minute after they separate, then moves toward Luke] 

  Luke Danes : What are you doing?

  Lorelai : Would you just stand still?

  [They kiss again] 

• Lorelai : Let's just go back in there, and *see* if anything's weird, okay?

  Rory Gilmore : Okay.

  [they re-enter Luke's Diner] 

  Luke Danes : Is everything okay?

  Lorelai : Yes.

  [slips and nearly knocks over a table] 

  Luke Danes : I'll get the broom.

  Rory Gilmore : *That* was a little weird.

• Luke Danes : You knew what I was doing!

  Lorelai : Well, no, not officially.

  Luke Danes : Not officially? Oh, come on. I mean, I didn't have a ref present, but other than that.

  Lorelai : Well, you didn't say anything official.

  Luke Danes : What was I supposed to say? I did things. I let my actions speak. That's what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to let your actions speak. That's the romantic way to do this, damn it.

• Kirk Gleason : I have night terrors.

  Luke Danes : Night terrors?

  Kirk Gleason : Basically I freak out at beddy-bye. About an hour after I fall asleep, I wake up in panic. Everything around me seems threatening. Scary. Out to get me. Two nights ago, I was suddenly gripped with the overwhelming feeling that there was an assassin in my house. I had to get out of the room before he got me. So, I jumped out of bed and locked my pillow in the bathroom.

  Luke Danes : Why?

  Kirk Gleason : Because it was a bomb.

  Luke Danes : Of course.

  Kirk Gleason : After neutralizing my pillow, I ran up the stairs, climbed out the bathroom window, scaled the trellis up the side of the house, and hid on the roof, completely naked.

  Luke Danes : Ah jeez!

  Kirk Gleason : The worst part of night terrors is, it always ends up with me on top of the roof completely naked. Or running down the street completely naked, or swimming in the community center pool completely naked. That was the time I thought I was on fire.