Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Say Goodbye to Daisy Miller (2004)

Lauren Graham: Lorelai Gilmore

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• Luke : Lorelai, relax. I'm fine if you want to just forget it ever happened, really.

  Lorelai : No, I don't want to forget it ever happened. It was a great kiss.

  Luke : Yeah?

  Lorelai : If one of us had been a frog, it would have had some seriously impressive consequences.

  Luke : Okay.

  Lorelai : So, what do you think?

  Luke : I think I'm really relieved you feel that way.

  Lorelai : So you concur?

  Luke : Dear God, yes.

• Sookie St. James : Hey! It's a party. What's everybody doing up?

  Lorelai : Aw, hey, good timing, Squiggy.

  Sookie St. James : I was just going to check on my loaves and make sure they're rising properly. The air's a little more humid than I thought it was going to be, and if the loaves aren't rising properly, then - what are you doing?

  [Luke and Lorelai pull Sookie closer to the sofa] 

  Lorelai : We need you to look at Kirk's butt.

  Sookie St. James : Why?

  Lorelai : Well, because he ran into some rose bushes, and he's got some thorns stuck in it, and I thought of you.

  Sookie St. James : Me? Why me?

  Lorelai : Well, because... you're a chef.

  Sookie St. James : What?

  Luke : And you have a kid.

  Lorelai : Yes, that's better. You have a kid.

  Luke : Neither of us has kids. Well, she does, but it's big and - and - and can look at her own butt.

  Lorelai : I got this, thanks.

• Lorelai : Okay, fine. Maybe I did. But you didn't have to accept.

  Rory : Yes, I did!

  Lorelai : No, Rory, you didn't. You're 19, you're in college, you can handle your own affairs. Sorry, that's a bad choice of words, you can handle your own life events.

• Sookie St. James : Oh my God. You were kissing Luke!

  Lorelai : Well, Sookie, I...

  Sookie St. James : Oh! I am so glad! You two are perfect for each other. I have always thought that someday, if you just sort of turned around and opened your eyes, that you'd see it. And now you have, I'm just so damn happy!

  Lorelai : Well, I'm...

  Sookie St. James : You're not gonna die alone. I mean, somebody will *be* there! Somebody will know! Somebody will find the body, and call the police, and...

  [deep breath] 

  Lorelai : Yeah, that *is* a relief.

• Lorelai : I can't believe you did this.

  Michel Gerard : Oh, you can too.

• Lorelai : So make sure they like the lemon candles and that the rooms smell pretty when they get up there. And you did a great job this weekend. Great job.

  Maid : Thank you.

  [Lorelai gets startled by her mother] 

  Lorelai : Ahh! My God!

  Emily Gilmore : My, what a lovely greeting.

  Lorelai : How long have you been sitting there?

  Emily Gilmore : 20 minutes, why?

  Lorelai : You scared me.

  Emily Gilmore : Like I'm Dracula.

  Lorelai : No, really you scared me. Oh, my God. My heart won't stop pounding.

  Emily Gilmore : Stop being so dramatic. I just came in for lunch. It's not like I did anything truly terrifying like telling you that buttcrack-baring jeans have gone out of style.