Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
Take the Deviled Eggs... (2002)
Alexis Bledel: Rory Gilmore
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Quotes
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Taylor Doose : The bottom line is that too many birds are landing atop the streetlights and relieving themselves on helpless passersby. And I daresay that some of these birds seem to be doing it on purpose.
Babette Dell : You get dumped on, Taylor?
Taylor Doose : It's not just me.
Luke Danes : Hey, if anybody has a picture of Taylor getting dumped on, I'll pay top dollar.
Kirk Gleason : I'll check the internet.
Miss Patty : Taylor, all animals have to... you know. How are you gonna stop birds from doing that?
Taylor Doose : Easy. You put sharp metal spikes on the top of the fixtures. Then when they land, pow! They're shish kebab!
Rory Gilmore : That's cruel.
Babette Dell : You can't do that.
Andrew : I'd rather have bird crap fall on my head.
Lorelai Gilmore : There it is, our new town slogan.
Rory Gilmore : I like it.
Lorelai Gilmore : I see coffee mugs, T-shirts.
Rory Gilmore : Don't forget the stuffed shish-kebab birds.
Lorelai Gilmore : That moan when you squeeze them!
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Rory Gilmore : You want catharsis?
Lorelai Gilmore : Yes.
Rory Gilmore : I know what'll do it for you.
Lorelai Gilmore : What?
Rory Gilmore : Jess' car.
Lorelai Gilmore : What?
Rory Gilmore : We egg Jess' car. It's perfect!
Lorelai Gilmore : Are you serious?
Rory Gilmore : No one's around. It's just sitting there.
Lorelai Gilmore : Rory, if rearranging Sherry's medicine cabinet is immature, what's this?
Rory Gilmore : Off the chart!
Lorelai Gilmore : We can't egg his car.
Rory Gilmore : Sure we can.
Lorelai Gilmore : Doose's is closed and we don't have any eggs at home.
[Rory holds up the leftover devil's eggs]
Lorelai Gilmore : You want to devil egg Jess' car?
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Taylor Doose : Could this meeting be more disrupted?
Lorelai Gilmore : I could do a soft shoe.
Rory Gilmore : Yeah, while I pound out a beat on the bongos.
Babette Dell : Ooh, that sounds like fun!
Miss Patty : I got bongos in the back!
Taylor Doose : Seeing as how our attention spans are gnat-like tonight, as town Selectman I am refusing the town loner's request to protest and I am adjourning this meeting.