- Rory Gilmore: Do you think you guys will?
- Tristin Dugray: No! No, no no no no...
- Rory Gilmore: So no?
- Tristin Dugray: No.
- Tristin Dugray: Hey I'm sorry I gave you such a hard time for a while.
- Rory Gilmore: Oh that's okay
- Tristin Dugray: It is?
- Rory Gilmore: Well No, but you're sad.
- Tristin Dugray: It's a great party uh?
- Rory Gilmore: Yeah not bad, gave me a chance to catch up on my reading.
- Tristin Dugray: You are very odd, you know that?
- Luke Danes: [at the diner, he sees Dean trying to walk over there and stops him in order to not hurt Rory] Stop right there. Where are you going?
- Dean Forester: To get coffee?
- Luke Danes: Wrong.
- Dean Forester: Excuse me?
- Luke Danes: [rolls his sleeve all the way] Not going in there, buddy.
- Dean Forester: What are you talking about?
- Luke Danes: Turn around, bad boy.
- Dean Forester: Are you serious?
- Luke Danes: You see a smile on this face?
- Dean Forester: No but what's different about that?
- Luke Danes: What's that supposed to mean?
- Dean Forester: Obviously, you're not exactly known as the town crack-up.
- Luke Danes: [drags him away from the diner] So you're a smart guy now, huh?
- Dean Forester: What the hell are you doing?
- Luke Danes: Just exercising my right to not serve ya.
- Dean Forester: What are you talking about? I'm not even inside yet.
- Luke Danes: [starts fighting Dean]
- Dean Forester: Let go of me!
- Luke Danes: You first!
- Rory Gilmore: If they tell Miss Patty, everybody in town's going to know.
- Lorelai Gilmore: [takes a sip of coffee and then spots Luke and Dean fighting outside the diner window] Honey, people have their own lives, own problems. I highly think that you and Dean breaking up were the main thing on our minds. Oh my god!
- Rory Gilmore: What? Oh my god.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Hey hey, hey, cut it out! Break it up! What do you think you're doing?
- Luke Danes: [heavily breathing] He started it!
- Lorelai Gilmore: By doing what?
- Luke Danes: He was coming in!
- Lorelai Gilmore: He's 16!
- Luke Danes: What was I supposed to do?
- Lorelai Gilmore: Well, stand up in the middle of the street and have a slap fight of course. Come here!
- [Luke coughs]
- Rory Gilmore: You okay?
- Dean Forester: I'm fine.
- Rory Gilmore: Oh, good. I don't know what got into Luke. He's usually...
- Dean Forester: [upsetly] I have to go.
- Rory Gilmore: [heartbroken] Ok, sure. Bye.
- Lorelai Gilmore: [stops Luke from trying to chase Dean from the diner] Get inside now. Inside now!
- Luke Danes: He started it.