Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
The Deer Hunters (2000)
Lauren Graham: Lorelai Gilmore
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Quotes
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Lorelai : I hate when I'm an idiot and don't know it. I like to be aware of my idiocy, to really revel in it, take pictures. I feel we've missed a prime Christmas card opportunity.
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Lorelai : Sweetie you're never gonna find the deer.
Rory : Well I'm gonna try.
Lorelai : Well I'm in heels!
Rory : Well stay in the car.
Lorelai : It's dangerous in the car with all the kamikaze deer running around...
[getting out of the car]
Rory : I have to find it.
Lorelai : Alright, wait up! So what does the deer look like? Huh? Does it have any distinguishing marks - besides the word 'Jeep' imprinted on its forehead?
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Lorelai : I'll still love you... even if you can't support me in my old age in the fabulous manner to which I plan on growing accustomed.
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[during Lorelai's outburst in Headmaster Charleston's office]
Max Medina : [to Headmaster Charleston] I didn't call this place a rathole.
Lorelai : No, it's true. I added that.
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Lorelai : Ooh, hey, legal pads.
Rory : No. Those are purple.
Lorelai : Yes, purple is festive.
Rory : I can't have purple.
Lorelai : Yes you can, they're on sale.
Rory : I'm going to a serious school now, I need serious paper.
Lorelai : Paper's paper.
Rory : Not at Chilton.
Lorelai : All right, fine. Here is your serious paper.
Rory : Thank you.
Lorelai : Ooh, and here are you somber highlighters, your maudlin pencils, your manic-depressive pens...
Rory : Mom...
Lorelai : Now these erasers are on lithium, so they may seem cheerful but we actually caught them trying to shove themselves in the pencil sharpener earlier.
Rory : I'm going home now.
Lorelai : No wait! We're going to stage an intervention with the neon Post-Its and make them give up their wacky, crazy ways.
Rory : You're never coming shopping with me again.