Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

The Lorelais' First Day at Yale (2003)

Alexis Bledel: Rory Gilmore

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Quotes 

• Lorelai : Do you know how vulnerable you are to venereal disease?

  Rory Gilmore : All hail to the queen of the non sequiturs.

  Lorelai : This parent orientation I went to was a nonstop litany of the horrors awaiting college freshman. You're supposed to carry a whistle, a flashlight, a crucifix, and a loaded Glock with you at all times.

• Lorelai : Tana, how old are you?

  Tana Schrick : Sixteen.

  Rory Gilmore : Sixteen?

  Tana Schrick : On Tuesday.

  Lorelai : Happy Birthday, Doogie.

  Tana Schrick : [happily]  Thank you.

• Luke : Where's your mom?

  [Rory points to Lorelai, who is driving Luke's truck in reverse] 

  Luke : What the hell is she doing?

  Rory Gilmore : She didn't know how to get it out of reverse.

  Luke : So she drove it in reverse all the way from her house?