Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

The Lorelais' First Day at Yale (2003)

Lauren Graham: Lorelai Gilmore

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• Lorelai : Well, I can't take it back to Yale.

  Luke : I'm not storing your microbe mattress, forget it.

  Lorelai : Well, then I'm stuck here.

  Luke : Fine, because I need my truck back.

  Lorelai : Fine, but that leaves you with the mattress.

  Luke : I'm not taking the mattress.

  Lorelai : Then let me take the truck.

  Luke : But that means you take the mattress.

  Lorelai : I can't take the mattress.

  Luke : Then you can't have the truck.

  Lorelai : But that sticks you with the mattress.

  Luke : If you take the truck, it comes with the mattress.

  Lorelai : I can't take the mattress.

  Luke : Then you can't have the truck.

  Lorelai : And that sticks you with the mattress.

  Luke : We've been here before.

  Lorelai : I recognize that tree.

• Lorelai : Copper Boom!

• Tess : Get your camera ready.

  Lorelai : For what?

  Tess : I'm giving Rory her keys.

• Lorelai : Do you know how vulnerable you are to venereal disease?

  Rory Gilmore : All hail to the queen of the non sequiturs.

  Lorelai : This parent orientation I went to was a nonstop litany of the horrors awaiting college freshman. You're supposed to carry a whistle, a flashlight, a crucifix, and a loaded Glock with you at all times.

• Lorelai : Tana, how old are you?

  Tana Schrick : Sixteen.

  Rory Gilmore : Sixteen?

  Tana Schrick : On Tuesday.

  Lorelai : Happy Birthday, Doogie.

  Tana Schrick : [happily]  Thank you.