Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

The Prodigal Daughter Returns (2005)

Jackson Douglas: Jackson Belleville

Quotes 

• Jackson : [asking why Luke and Lorelai are fighting]  Was it because I brought up my meat rub?

  Sookie : Yes, it was.

• Luke Danes : A real man doesn't use a charcoal chimney.

  Jackson : Oh, so now I'm not a real man?

  Sookie : He is too. I have pictures to prove it.

  Jackson : Do you have a spray bottle?

  Luke Danes : For what?

  Jackson : To spray the flames down if they get too high. Or do you just use a hose?

  Lorelai Gilmore : No, he blows them out with his man-breath.

  Sookie : And then he challenges them to an arm-wrestling contest.

  Lorelai Gilmore : And then he insults the flame's mother and sleeps with its girlfriend!