Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

The Prodigal Daughter Returns (2005)

Melissa McCarthy: Sookie St. James

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• Jackson : [asking why Luke and Lorelai are fighting]  Was it because I brought up my meat rub?

  Sookie : Yes, it was.

• Sookie : I can't believe you didn't do anything to the kitchen.

  Lorelai Gilmore : What are you talking about? Look at the brand-new napkin holder. It used to be a cow. Now it's a much bigger cow.

• Luke Danes : A real man doesn't use a charcoal chimney.

  Jackson : Oh, so now I'm not a real man?

  Sookie : He is too. I have pictures to prove it.

  Jackson : Do you have a spray bottle?

  Luke Danes : For what?

  Jackson : To spray the flames down if they get too high. Or do you just use a hose?

  Lorelai Gilmore : No, he blows them out with his man-breath.

  Sookie : And then he challenges them to an arm-wrestling contest.

  Lorelai Gilmore : And then he insults the flame's mother and sleeps with its girlfriend!

• Lorelai Gilmore : What if Jackson brought home a set of his grandmother's pots and pans? Now, obviously, you need some pots and pans, and these are free and all, but they're really old. And you don't want to hurt Jackson's feelings 'cause he feels very sentimental about the pans, but they've got fat cherubs carved all over them, and you just don't want them.

  Sookie : Do the cherubs interfere with the actual cooking function, or are they just decorative?

  Lorelai Gilmore : Well, decorative is a wildly generous description, but function's fine.

  Sookie : What happened to my old pots and pans?

  Lorelai Gilmore : Uuh... Gone. Thrown out.

  Sookie : Can I get them back?

  Lorelai Gilmore : Babette's nephew, Gary, is sleeping on them.

  Sookie : Sleeping on them?

  Lorelai Gilmore : I'm not really talking about pans, Sookie.