Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

The Prodigal Daughter Returns (2005)

Scott Patterson: Luke Danes

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Quotes 

• Luke Danes : A real man doesn't use a charcoal chimney.

  Jackson : Oh, so now I'm not a real man?

  Sookie : He is too. I have pictures to prove it.

  Jackson : Do you have a spray bottle?

  Luke Danes : For what?

  Jackson : To spray the flames down if they get too high. Or do you just use a hose?

  Lorelai Gilmore : No, he blows them out with his man-breath.

  Sookie : And then he challenges them to an arm-wrestling contest.

  Lorelai Gilmore : And then he insults the flame's mother and sleeps with its girlfriend!

• Luke Danes : I thought you'd be happy!

  Lorelai Gilmore : Yeah, I am, but sad at the same time. Never been with a woman before?

• Lorelai Gilmore : [about a plate of nachos]  Are they different?

  Luke Danes : Different than what?

  Lorelai Gilmore : They seem different.

  Luke Danes : They're nachos, now eat them.

  Lorelai Gilmore : You used baked chips.

  Luke Danes : What?

  Lorelai Gilmore : You did, didn't you; you used baked chips and low fat cheese!

  Luke Danes : I did not use... low fat cheese.

  Lorelai Gilmore : HA!

  Luke Danes : How can you tell?

  Lorelai Gilmore : How could you lie?

  Luke Danes : They taste the same!

  Lorelai Gilmore : [sighs]  Oh the trust. Luke how are we gonna make it if you're constantly trying to keep me healthy?

  Luke Danes : Fine, die at 60.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Bring me a doughnut while I wait!