Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
There's the Rub (2002)
Kelly Bishop: Emily Gilmore
Quotes
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Emily Gilmore : That's a pretty color. What is that?
Lorelai Gilmore : It's called Vicious Trollop.
Emily Gilmore : Oh, stop it.
[Lorelai holds up the lipstick tube for Emily's inspection]
Emily Gilmore : Now why would you name a lipstick something like that?
Lorelai Gilmore : 'Cause Dirty Whore was taken?
Emily Gilmore : You frighten me.
Lorelai Gilmore : Wanna try some?
Emily Gilmore : No, thank you!
Lorelai Gilmore : Come on, Mom, try it.
Emily Gilmore : It won't look good on me.
Lorelai Gilmore : Sure it will!
Emily Gilmore : Well, all right. But if I look ridiculous...
Lorelai Gilmore : I'll be the first one to point it out.
[chanting]
Lorelai Gilmore : You're a Vicious Trollop, you're a Vicious Trollop...
Emily Gilmore : Lorelai.
Lorelai Gilmore : Sorry.
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Emily Gilmore : Why can't we have what you and Rory have?
Lorelai Gilmore : Rory and I are different, Mom.
Emily Gilmore : We're mother and daughter. You're mother and daughter. It shouldn't be different.
Lorelai Gilmore : It's completely different. It couldn't be more different.
Emily Gilmore : But why?
Lorelai Gilmore : I grew up in a different environment.
Emily Gilmore : You mean an oppressive environment.
Lorelai Gilmore : No, Mom, I mean a different environment. And plus, I was so young when I had Rory.
Emily Gilmore : So because I waited until I was grown and married I can't have a relationship with my daughter?
Lorelai Gilmore : No.
Emily Gilmore : Well, then why?
Lorelai Gilmore : Rory and I are best friends, Mom. We're best friends first and mother and daughter second. And you and I are mother and daughter always.
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Emily Gilmore : Doesn't seem right to eat dinner when your feet aren't touching the floor.
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Lorelai Gilmore : Mom, you signed us up for a couple's massage.
Emily Gilmore : So?
Lorelai Gilmore : A couple's massage is for a COUPLE, not a couple of people.
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Emily Gilmore : We intend to leave here completely different people.
Lorelai Gilmore : Yes, I'm going to be Ted Nugent.