Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
Tick, Tick, Tick, Boom! (2004)
Lauren Graham: Lorelai Gilmore
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Quotes
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Jason Stiles : I have a gigantic bottle of vodka at my place: the largest bottle of vodka known to man.
Lorelai Gilmore : But what will *you* drink?
Jason Stiles : Gin.
Lorelai Gilmore : Let's go.
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Richard Gilmore : Well, the girls don't know the big news about Jason and me.
Lorelai Gilmore : You're pregnant?
Richard Gilmore : We're acquiring another company.
Lorelai Gilmore : I was close.
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Lorelai Gilmore : Wile E. Coyote used them, that's how common they were.
Emily Gilmore : Who?
Lorelai Gilmore : The cartoon, he was always trying to drop an anvil on the Road Runner's head, or shoot it at him out of a giant slingshot or fire it at him out of a cannon. Inevitably, the cannon tilted up, shot it in the air, it fell down, and made an anvil shaped impression on Wile E. Coyote's head.
Emily Gilmore : This is a cartoon?
Lorelai Gilmore : No, no, this just happened to me the other day, I was walking down the street and this giant anvil... yes, Mother, it's a cartoon!
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Jason Stiles : Plants need light.
Lorelai Gilmore : They do?
Jason Stiles : It's the photo part of photosynthesize.
Lorelai Gilmore : Oh, don't some plants just synthesize?
Jason Stiles : They really need the photo part.
Lorelai Gilmore : None of the plants I had ever needed light.
Jason Stiles : Any of 'em lived?
Lorelai Gilmore : Oh, insight!