The Golden Girls (TV Series)
A Midwinter Night's Dream (1992)
Estelle Getty: Sophia Petrillo
Quotes
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Sophia Petrillo : Leap year, full moon, the curse!
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Come on Ma, it's the 90s. Call it what it is: our monthly visitor.
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Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : [hearing about their village witch] What "village"? I was born in Brooklyn.
Sophia Petrillo : Here's a newsflash, witches can fly.
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Sophia Petrillo : I have to kiss a fool to save Dorothy from the curse.
Blanche Devereaux : So why don't you kiss Rose and get it over with?
Sophia Petrillo : Technically Rose isn't a fool, she's a simpleton.
Blanche Devereaux : What's the difference?
Sophia Petrillo : How can I explain it... Fools read Dear Abby, simpletons read Ann Landers. It's a fine line.
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Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : You invited 15 men and no women.
Blanche Devereaux : Dorothy I know what you're thinking, but Rose and Sophia will be here, you'll have somebody to talk to.
Sophia Petrillo : No fair, I had to talk to her the last time.