The Golden Girls (TV Series)
From Here to the Pharmacy (1991)
Bea Arthur: Dorothy Zbornak
Quotes
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Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : You don't know anything about law.
Rose Nylund : I sure do. Every Thursday night I watch La Law.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Rose, that's L.A. Law.
Rose Nylund : I wondered why Susan Dey didn't speak with a French accent.
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Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : [after Sophia makes a comment about her killing her] Ma, you're just being silly. Here, have some tea.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : [tone changes to menacing] It'll relax you.
Sophia Petrillo : I don't trust it. Rose, you taste it.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : [just as Rose is about to take a sip] ROSE, DON'T! That tea was for my mommy.
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Sophia Petrillo : You're angry.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : You're damn right I'm angry. You've been hoarding money for the last ten years and taking advantage of me! Of course I'm angry!
Sophia Petrillo : No, it's something else.
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Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : [re: Sophia hoarding money for 10 years] From now on I'm not paying for anything. You are on your own!
Sophia Petrillo : You can't do this to me! You never touch the principal. That money's for my old age.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Old age? You don't leave fingerprints anymore!
Sophia Petrillo : I'm in my twilight years!
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : You're in the Twilight Zone! Hopi Indians are walking around saying, 'How does she do it?'
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[repeated line]
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : *Not* a clue.