The Golden Girls (TV Series)

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia? (1990)

Kathleen Freeman: Mother Superior

Quotes 

• Sophia Petrillo : [Sophia has joined a convent]  Hello, Reverend Mother. My you look 'Holier than Thou' today.

  Mother Superior : Save it, Sister Suckup. How do you explain this note I found in the suggestion box?

  Sophia Petrillo : Well, you said we needed more money for the new chapel. I thought that would be a good fund-raiser.

  Mother Superior : A beefcake calendar of monks of the Midwest?

  Sophia Petrillo : Oh, come on, open up your mind.

• Mother Superior : So, Dorothy, I'll bet you love your mother a lot.

  Dorothy Zbornak : Well, that depends. What has she done?