The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Melodrama (1991)

Bea Arthur: Dorothy Zbornak

Quotes 

• Blanche : Ooh... I've got goosebumps. Mel'll be here any minute.

  Dorothy : Honey, why are you so jumpy? You've been out with Mel a thousand times.

  Blanche : I know but now there's more at stake - everything's changed. It's all new and exciting. In many ways I... I feel just the way I felt when I was a virgin.

  Sophia : You mean the feeling isn't gonna last long?

  Blanche : Are you implying I lost my virginity at an early age?

  Sophia : I'm just saying you're lucky Jack & Jill Magazine didn't have a gossip columb.

  Dorothy : Ma!

  Sophia : Hold it, Pussycat. I'm on a roll.

  Blanche : I'm sorry, Sophia. But I'm not gonna let your skepticism ruin my entire evening. Mel and I were maent to be together.

  Sophia : I wish I could say the same for your thighs.

  Sophia : God, I'm hot tonight!

  Blanche : I'm not gonna stand for this.

  Sophia : Take it, Dorothy.

  Dorothy : But I'll bet you'll lie down for it.

  Sophia : Well, that was just plain rude.

  Blanche : Some people just don't know when to quit.

• Blanche : Tonight, Mel and I are starting a brand new relationship! Do you realize how rare it is to find out that the person you've been sleeping with is the person you love?

  Dorothy : No, but you can't go by me; I have morals.