The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Once in St. Olaf (1990)

Rue McClanahan: Blanche Devereaux

Quotes 

• Rose Nylund : You're not going to believe what happened, I met my father, my natural father!

  Blanche : He's alive?

  Dorothy : He's in Miami?

  Sophia Petrillo : He's an earthling?

• [Sophia's lost in the hospital] 

  Blanche : Did you find her yet?

  Dorothy : Yes Blanche, about a half hour ago. But now I hidden her again so you can find her.

• Blanche : You know who my fantasy parents were?

  Dorothy : Who, Blanche? Masters and Johnson?

  Blanche : Not my fantasy *neighbors*.

• Blanche : My fantasy mother was the Queen of England. And then she died, and I became Queen. And all the men were very happy for all the obvious reasons. And I looked cute on the money. 'Course, all the women were unhappy, but screw 'em, I was queen.

• Blanche : You know, Rose, I'm luckier than you, 'cause I had a father, a wonderful father whom I loved dearly, but right now you have an opportunity I would give anything for, just to have ten minutes more with Big Daddy! Oh, to hear that sweet old husky voice once more! 'They're admittin' who to my country club?'

  Rose Nylund : There's a difference, Blanche! That bigot was there for you!