The Golden Girls (TV Series)
Second Motherhood (1986)
Bea Arthur: Dorothy Zbornak
Quotes
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Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Honey, do you know what's behind that, uh, wall that you're banging on?
Rose Nylund : A lateral fusion pipe!
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : And do you know what's on the other side of that lateral fusion pipe?
Rose Nylund : No.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : My head!
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Plumber : You really need an expert. I can take a toliet apart blindfolded!
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Now there's a dying art!
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Sophia Petrillo : Dorothy, you're a genius!
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Ma, wait a min- now, what are you talking about?
Sophia Petrillo : I walk into the living room, and there's a toilet in front of the television set. It's an old lady's dream come true!
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Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : [trying to lift the toilet up with Rose's help] Oh! Ooh! Wait, wait! No. Honey, she won't budge. Oh, Rose, I don't think we're going to be able to move it.
Rose Nylund : Dorothy, if the Egyptians built the pyramids, now, we can move this toilet.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Fine. Get me twenty-thousand Hebrews, and I'll have it out of here in no time.
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[Talking about Richard]
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : You mean you would feel the same way if he didn't have a dime to his name?
Blanche Devereaux : Of course... I would just have to other men behind his back.
[Chuckles]