The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Sophia's Wedding: Part 1 (1988)

Betty White: Rose Nylund

Quotes 

• Blanche : You know what I always hate doing after a party?

  Rose : Trying to find your underwear in the big pile?

  Blanche : [offended]  Cleanin' up the dirty dishes! You twit.

• Rose : ...I was always kind of the Gypsy of the family - the rebel! I wanted to see the world - that's why, after High School, I went to St. Gustaf University to study Latin.

  Dorothy : I didn't know you studied Latin?

  Rose : First in my class!

  [smugly] 

  Rose : Ororthy Day!

• Blanche : But before we adjourn our secretary has a real special surprise. A Genuine Elvis artifact.

  Rose : It's a partially eaten pork chop.

  Dorothy : This has to be a fake, I mean, Elvis would never have left this much meat on a pork chop.

  [laughs] 

  Blanche : Dorothy, you're outta the club.

• Rose : Don't you have to be a virgin to wear white?

  Sophia Petrillo : Please! The last time I was a virgin, the Louisiana Purchase was in escrow!

• Dorothy : Ma what's the matter?

  Sophia Petrillo : Esther Weinstock is dead. We grew up together, she was my best friend.

  Dorothy : I'm so sorry, what happened?

  Sophia Petrillo : She was fighting an oil rig fire in the Gulf of Mexico. She was 88!

  Rose : Well it's great that she was able to work right up till the end.