The Golden Girls (TV Series)

The Accurate Conception (1989)

Rue McClanahan: Blanche Devereaux

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Quotes 

• Blanche Devereaux : You are a Devereaux, and a Devereaux has never had to pay for it. I certainly haven't!

  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : She's always depended on the kindness of strangers.

• Rose : You know, I've read that you can even buy the sperm of Nobel Prize winners. Or is it, Star Search winners?

  Blanche : Buy? Well, sperm used to be free, it was all over the place!

• Rebecca Devereaux : Well, Mama, I'm gonna do this whether you like it or not.

  Blanche Devereaux : Oh... oh, I see, missy, so this is the thanks I get for all those cold nights when you were a baby crying, and I'd have to get up out of bed and grope around in the dark for my slippers and robe, and make my way all the way downstairs, and... scream for the governess?

• Blanche Devereaux : What does one wear to a sperm bank?

  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Something attractive in rubber.

  Blanche Devereaux : [a pause]  I have that.

• Blanche : I feel like I'm in the middle of some awful dream. Yet I know it can't be a dream because there's no boy dancers.