The Golden Girls (TV Series)
The Pope's Ring (1991)
Bea Arthur: Dorothy Zbornak
Quotes
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Blanche Devereaux : [about Rose's birthday gift] I can't take it back. I paid in advance.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Can't you get a refund?
Blanche Devereaux : Well, no. I paid with nature's credit card.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : You never leave home without it
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Blanche Devereaux : You hate me, 'cause I'm beautiful, don't you?
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : There's a man leaving in 10 minutes. Be under him.
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Sophia Petrillo : [Miles is storming out and Rose is behind him] Miles... Rose!
Rose Nylund : Not now, Sophia.
Sophia Petrillo : [Dorothy comes out of the kitchen] Dorothy, I can't breathe!
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Not now, Ma.
[looks at her]
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Alright, but this better be good.
Sophia Petrillo : That depends, how good would you consider, the Pope's ring?
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Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Ma, you STOLE the Pope's ring?
Sophia Petrillo : It slipped off his finger, for God's representative on Earth, he sure has sweaty palms.
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Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : [feels the Pope's ring] Hey, this is real!
Sophia Petrillo : Of course it's real, you think he wears his fakes out in public like Zsa Zsa does?
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Blanche Devereaux : Excuse me, Rose, you're about to make a grave mistake. You come to *me* if you want advice on men. You go to Dorothy if there's grammar you want help with.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : You ended that sentence with a preposition just to bait me.
Blanche Devereaux : What would I do that for?