The Golden Palace (TV Series)
It's Beginning to Look a Lot (Less) Like Christmas (1992)
Rue McClanahan: Blanche Devereaux
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Rose Nylund : [Roland agrees to play Santa at the Children's Hospital] Oh, Roland, this is quite an honor. I hope you've had the necessary training.
Roland Wilson : It's no big deal, Rose. I'm just gonna put on a red suit and go down there and pass out some gifts.
Rose Nylund : [outraged] Oh no you're not, Buster.
Roland Wilson : What?
Rose Nylund : The real Santa doesn't go through the motions. If you're gonna do this, you're gonna do it right. Now, let's see your belly.
Roland Wilson : [incredulous, laughing nervously] Heh, heh, I beg your pardon?
Rose Nylund : [shouting] Your belly, Mister! I hope you can make it shake like a bowl full of jelly.
Sophia Petrillo : Show him, Blanche.
Roland Wilson : Rose, I do a hundred and fifty sit-ups every night to get my stomach to look like this.
Rose Nylund : Oh, great. A taut Santa. Oh, we have a lot of work to do, my friend. That's not much of a beard. I hope you can come up with some really good facial hair by tomorrow.
Blanche Devereaux : Show him, Sophia.