- Rose Nylund: Congratulate me, Sophia, I finally finished that jigsaw puzzle.
- Sophia Petrillo: Big deal. It took you six months.
- Rose Nylund: On the box it said, "Two to four years"!
- Blanche Devereaux: Sophia, Stan is dead.
- Sophia Petrillo: [stunned] Oh...
- Rose Nylund: Are you OK, honey?
- Sophia Petrillo: I don't know what to say... He was part of my family for over forty years. So, how did it happen?
- Blanche Devereaux: Well, apparently he died while making love.
- Sophia Petrillo: Oh, poor Stan. There's nothing worse than dying alone.