Good Eats (TV Series)

Power Trip (2005)

Alton Brown: Self - Host, Knight, Alexander McKenzie

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Quotes 

• Koko Karl : [From inside a high security cell]  Well, well, well. Look what the cat drug in.

  Host : Hello, Koko.

  Koko Karl : To what do I owe the honor? Do tell.

  Koko Karl : [Alton holds up a Captain Power Protein Puck]  Hmmm. How nice. You brought Karl a goodie. Hmmm, a Captain Power Protein Puck, no less.

  Host : You know, Karl, I never would have figured you for health food.

  Koko Karl : [amused]  Healthy? Maybe for the Captain's bank account.

  Host : What do you mean?

  Koko Karl : No no. That won't do. Quid pro quo, my dear AB.

  Host : All right. Quid pro quo the wrapper.

  [passes the wrapper through the air hole] 

  Koko Karl : [takes the wrapper and smells it]  Mmmm, yes. A few of my favorite things.

  [smells again] 

  Koko Karl : High fructose corn syrup. Oh, lots and lots of sodium, and

  [smells again] 

  Koko Karl : oh, oh, lovely

  [smells again, with more passion] 

  Koko Karl : , luscious, palm kernel oil.

  Host : What's the big deal with palm oil?

  Koko Karl : It's the only fully saturated fat that stays liquid at room temperature!

  Host : That means that products that contain it can remain moist and unctuous, and still have the shelf life of uranium.

  Koko Karl : [condescendingly]  Nice. It can learn.

  Host : You know, saturated fats are bad for you.

  [holds up the Power Puck] 

  Koko Karl : [drops the wrapper and eyes the Power Puck longingly]  Only if you eat them.

  Host : Well, at least this one's packed full of protein

  [passes the Power Puck through the air hole] 

  Koko Karl : [sucks on one end of it]  That's because it's been hydrolyzed.

  Host : What do you mean?

  Koko Karl : Extracted from cow hooves and skins

  [makes sucking sounds] 

  Host : Guess that's your way of saying it's low quality, then?

  Koko Karl : Like eating glue, only tastier.

  [speaks lovingly to the Power Puck] 

  Koko Karl : Ohh, Captain, you're a bad boy, yes you are. You're a ba...

  [begins to eat the bar somewhat ravenously] 

  Koko Karl : Now if you'll excuse me, I'd like to enjoy my sugar rush in private.

  [laughs maniacally]