The Goodies (TV Series)
Invasion of the Moon Creatures (1973)
Bill Oddie: Bill Oddie
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Quotes
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Bill & Tim : [as rabbits] Nnnyeeehh
Graeme Garden : [Serves them a whole lot of carrots] There we are eat 'em all up.
[Bill and Tim refuse, showing a great dislike for the carrots]
Graeme Garden : Aw c'mon, if you're real rabbits you can't get enough of those.
Tim Brooke-Taylor : Course we're not real rabbits;
[suddenly realise]
Tim Brooke-Taylor : Oh, did I say that?
Graeme Garden : [Pleased, and slightly cocky by this reaction] It's wearing off isn't it?
Bill Oddie : No it is not!
Graeme Garden : [Adamant] In that case eat your carrots!
Bill Oddie : Naw, c'mon, even rabbits need a change of diet now and again.
Graeme Garden : All right then, 2 tons of lettuces.
[Further disgust and refusal from Bill and Tim]
Tim Brooke-Taylor : Why not... Fish and chips?
Graeme Garden : [Again pleased by the response] It is wearing off isn't it?
Tim Brooke-Taylor : No! We're still the sworn servants of Big Bunny.
[Bill and Tim raise their arms in a 'Heil Hitler' gesture]
Graeme Garden : Aw well, if you're still the sworn servants of Big Bunny, you probably won't want a slice of this delicious pie.
[Affirmative murmurs from Bill and Tim, a few words such as "pie?" and "scrummy" can be heard]
Graeme Garden : Oh all right, there you are
[serves them slices of pie]
Graeme Garden : eat up. Nice isn't it?
Tim Brooke-Taylor : Great, what is it?
Graeme Garden : [Triumphantly as he shows them a pie with rabbit ears sticking out of it] . Rabbit pie!
Tim Brooke-Taylor : Oh no! You mean like... you made us cannibals?
[Feigned sobs from Bill and Tim. The door opens to reveal a rabbit]
Big Bunny : Stop! Stop!
Bill Oddie : Huh? Who said that?
Big Bunny : It is I your leader.
Bill & Tim : Big Bunny.
Graeme Garden : [Indicates Big Bunny] Well?
Tim Brooke-Taylor : Well...
[Bill and Tim pick up cutlery from the table]
Bill & Tim : Dinner!
[the two of them chase after Big Bunny,then the end credits start to roll as they chase Big Bunny down the road]