- Bill & Tim: [as rabbits] Nnnyeeehh
- Graeme Garden: [Serves them a whole lot of carrots] There we are eat 'em all up.
- [Bill and Tim refuse, showing a great dislike for the carrots]
- Graeme Garden: Aw c'mon, if you're real rabbits you can't get enough of those.
- Tim Brooke-Taylor: Course we're not real rabbits;
- [suddenly realise]
- Tim Brooke-Taylor: Oh, did I say that?
- Graeme Garden: [Pleased, and slightly cocky by this reaction] It's wearing off isn't it?
- Bill Oddie: No it is not!
- Graeme Garden: [Adamant] In that case eat your carrots!
- Bill Oddie: Naw, c'mon, even rabbits need a change of diet now and again.
- Graeme Garden: All right then, 2 tons of lettuces.
- [Further disgust and refusal from Bill and Tim]
- Tim Brooke-Taylor: Why not... Fish and chips?
- Graeme Garden: [Again pleased by the response] It is wearing off isn't it?
- Tim Brooke-Taylor: No! We're still the sworn servants of Big Bunny.
- [Bill and Tim raise their arms in a 'Heil Hitler' gesture]
- Tim Brooke-Taylor: .
- Graeme Garden: Aw well, if you're still the sworn servants of Big Bunny, you probably won't want a slice of this delicious pie.
- [Affirmative murmurs from Bill and Tim, a few words such as "pie?" and "scrummy" can be heard]
- Graeme Garden: Oh all right, there you are
- [serves them slices of pie]
- Graeme Garden: eat up. Nice isn't it?
- Tim Brooke-Taylor: Great, what is it?
- Graeme Garden: [Triumphantly as he shows them a pie with rabbit ears sticking out of it] . Rabbit pie!
- Tim Brooke-Taylor: Oh no! You mean like... you made us cannibals?
- [Feigned sobs from Bill and Tim. The door opens to reveal a rabbit]
- Big Bunny: Stop! Stop!
- Bill Oddie: Huh? Who said that?
- Big Bunny: It is I your leader.
- Bill & Tim: Big Bunny.
- Graeme Garden: [Indicates Big Bunny] Well?
- Tim Brooke-Taylor: Well...
- [Bill and Tim pick up cutlery from the table]
- Bill & Tim: Dinner!
- [the two of them chase after Big Bunny,then the end credits start to roll as they chase Big Bunny down the road]