Brett Butler: Grace Kelly

Quotes 

• Russell Norton : Hi, I'm Dave Thomas. I play the pharmacist.

  Rick Bradshaw : On this show?

  Russell Norton : Well, I wasn't on tonight.

  Rick Bradshaw : That's too bad.

  Russell Norton : Oh no, no, no. That was my call. You see, when I go on I tend to steal the focus. It's a bad habit I'm working to change. But my point is, when I see a new guy come on I don't have the heart to steal his thunder.

  Rick Bradshaw : That's very generous of you, Dave.

  Russell Norton : Yeah, well enough about me. Who did you say you are again?

  Rick Bradshaw : Alan Autry. I play "Rick".

  Russell Norton : Oh yeah, another new boyfriend for Grace.

  Rick Bradshaw : There have been others?

  Russell Norton : Yeah, a couple. You know, it's funny, the boyfriends come and go, but platonic friend Russell keeps cashing those paychecks. Cha-ching!. Cha-Ching! Cha-Ching!

  Rick Bradshaw : Well, I'm on for several episodes

  Russell Norton : Yeah, right, so were the others. You know, it's funny. Tom is it?

  Rick Bradshaw : Alan

  Russell Norton : Yeah, whatever, It doesn't really matter. It's been so difficult for me. There have been so many that I don't even bother committing the names to memory anymore.

  Rick Bradshaw : So what you're saying Dave, is that I shouldn't get too comfortable around here.

  Russell Norton : Let me put it this way. If I were you, I'd cancel the Miata, pretty boy.

  Rick Bradshaw : It was a Corvette. Excuse me, I've got to make a phone call.

  Grace Kelly : Hey Dave!

  Russell Norton : Oh, hey!

  Grace Kelly : So, did you like the show tonight?

  Russell Norton : Honestly, well, I thought you were great, but this new guy, I don't see it with you two.

  Grace Kelly : Really? I thought we had chemistry.

  Russell Norton : Well, you pulled it off, and brilliantly, I might add. The question is, do you want to carry that weight around every week? I mean, I just don't know.

  Grace Kelly : Wow! You know, you were right about all the others.

  Russell Norton : Well hey, who's your old platonic friend, huh?

  Grace Kelly : Thanks, Dave!

  Russell Norton : Cha-Ching!