Green Acres (TV Series)

Our Son, the Barber (1968)

Pat Buttram: Mr. Haney

Quotes 

• Eustace Charleton Haney : It's the latest wrinkle in barbering equipment!

  [barber's chair on the back of his truck begins shaking] 

  Eustace Charleton Haney : It vibrates away the customer's cares while he's getting his hair cut. I bet you ain't seen anything shimmy like that since Gilda Gray!

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : No, I haven't.

  Eustace Charleton Haney : It'll pay for itself in three months with the loose change it vibrates out of the customer's pockets.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Goodbye, Mr. Haney.