- Windy Hinkle: [Arnold the pig arrives oinking just as Oliver gets in the barber's chair] I'm sorry. Mr. Douglas. Arnold is next.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: What?
- Windy Hinkle: Well, he - he called for an appointment.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: How could he call?
- Windy Hinkle: He won't take too long. You see, all he gets is a bay rum spray. Keeps him dainty.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: He can wait a few minutes to be dainty. I'm next!
- [to Arnold]
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: Sit down. Read a magazine.
- Eustace Charleton Haney: It's the latest wrinkle in barbering equipment!
- [barber's chair on the back of his truck begins shaking]
- Eustace Charleton Haney: It vibrates away the customer's cares while he's getting his hair cut. I bet you ain't seen anything shimmy like that since Gilda Gray!
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: No, I haven't.
- Eustace Charleton Haney: It'll pay for itself in three months with the loose change it vibrates out of the customer's pockets.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: Goodbye, Mr. Haney.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: Who's There?
- [the Douglas Family is in bed when a knock occurred at the Bedroom closet sliding door]
- Eb Dawson: Me. Can I come in?
- [the Douglas pair are in bed reading at the time. Oliver "Forty Years A Farmer." Lisa is reading "WHO'S WHO."]
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: Yes. Come in.