Grey's Anatomy (TV Series)
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (2005)
Sandra Oh: Dr. Cristina Yang
Quotes
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Dr. Cristina Yang : [to Justin] So I'm just saying... I think you should decide to live. Live so you can become a doctor, and you can find a way to do heart transplants without someone having to die. Or, live so you can grow up and have kids and... Raise them not to believe in Santa. That would piss your mom off. Just decide to live. Because in your case? Dying really isn't the best revenge.
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Dr. Preston Burke : I believe there's a mind-body-spirit connection. And if Justin really doesn't want this heart, his body will reject it.
Dr. Cristina Yang : Okay, let me get this straight. You don't just celebrate Christmas... you actually believe in Santa Claus?
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[Bailey who is pregnant, is rubbing her stomach and has labored breaths as she walks through the halls of the hospital. The interns are talking as they follow her]
Dr. George O'Malley : Look at her belly. She's almost as wide as she is tall.
Dr. Meredith Grey : Are her ankles swollen? Is that why she's waddling?
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : What's gonna happen to us when she goes on leave?
Dr. Cristina Yang : She's going on leave?
Dr. Meredith Grey : What do you think happens when people push babies out of their vagina?
[George laughs]
Dr. George O'Malley : Do you think we're going to get a new resident?
Dr. Alex Karev : Nah. They'll probably just let us wander around unattended. See how much damage we can do.
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : Yeah, well, you would know.
[Enthusiastic]
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : Hey, guys, we should all get together and get Bailey a Christmas gift for the baby, or we could, um, organize some sort of Secret Santa thing.
Dr. Cristina Yang : Okay, listen Tiny Tim, you can take your...
[George and Meredith move in next to each other to block Cristina from Izzie]
Dr. George O'Malley : Sounds great.
Dr. Meredith Grey : Secret Santa sounds great, Izzie.
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : Okay.
[turns around and leaves]
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : [Cristina has an appalled look on her face]
Dr. Meredith Grey : We're being supportive.
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[Alex is mock-examining Cristina, and is basically fondling her chest]
Dr. Cristina Yang : Okay, the way you're grabbing me now, that's assault.
[Straightens out his fingers]
Dr. Cristina Yang : This... is an exam. Pads.
[Moves his hand on her chest properly]
Dr. George O'Malley : [George walks in] What... What the hell? Does Izzie know... Does Burke know about this?
Dr. Cristina Yang : Unbunch your panties, George. We're helping Alex study.
[to Alex]
Dr. Cristina Yang : Do it.
[Alex continues examining her chest]
Dr. George O'Malley : I can't hear you when his hand is on your boob.
Dr. Cristina Yang : Take your hand off my boob, Alex.
[Alex moves his hand off her chest]
Dr. George O'Malley : Thank you. Study for what?
Dr. Alex Karev : Shut it, Yang.
Dr. Cristina Yang : Alex failed his boards.
Dr. George O'Malley : Seriously?
Dr. Alex Karev : I failed one part of one board. That's it.
Dr. George O'Malley : Still, that's pretty embarrassing.
[Stifles a laugh]
Dr. Cristina Yang : [Cristina's pager beeps] Hey, he's all yours, Georgie. Do your worst.
[Cristina leaves]
Dr. George O'Malley : You're not giving me a rectal. Do not ask me to cough.
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Dr. George O'Malley : [Following Izzie up a staircase] Izzie, would you, wait?
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : I say I like the guy, and you can't stop hating him.
Dr. George O'Malley : Izzie...
[Still following her through the hospital]
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : Then as soon as he screws me over, you're his new best friend.
Dr. George O'Malley : Izzie. He failed his boards. This is important.
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : He cheated on me!
[George & Izzie run into Meredith]
Dr. Meredith Grey : Busted?
Dr. George O'Malley : Yeah, busted.
Dr. Meredith Grey : His exam is tomorrow.
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : You're in on this too? He cheated on me! God!
Dr. Cristina Yang : [Carrying a small Christmas tree out of a patient's room] Told you she'd find out.
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : Oh, of course you're in on it.
Dr. George O'Malley : She let him touch her boobs!
[Cristina hits George with the tree]
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : He cheated on me with George's skanky syph nurse!
Dr. George O'Malley : That is just plain rude!
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Dr. Meredith Grey : We know, he cheated on you! That's why we let you turn the living room into Santa's freaking Village.
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : What?
Dr. Meredith Grey : We're not big on holidays. You know that. We're trying to be supportive because you're having a hard time. But right now, Alex, he's having a harder time.
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : Why does everyone care what kind of time Alex is having?
Dr. Meredith Grey : Because he's dirty Uncle Sal.
[They all look at her strangely]
Dr. Cristina Yang : Sorry?
Dr. George O'Malley : You lost me.
Dr. Meredith Grey : [Thinking they'll catch on...] Dirty Uncle Sal. Who embarrasses everyone at family reunions, and who can't be left alone with the teenage girls, but you invite him to the picnic anyway.
Dr. Cristina Yang : Sorry, what?
Dr. George O'Malley : Still lost.
Dr. Meredith Grey : I have a mother who doesn't recognize me. As far as family goes, this hospital, you guys are it. So, I know you're pissed at Alex, but, maybe you could try to help him anyway. Sort of like the spirit of this holiday you keep shoving down everybody's throats.
[Izzie and Meredith walk off in opposite directions]
Dr. Cristina Yang : [Disdainfully, to George] You...
[Turns away with the tree]
Dr. George O'Malley : What?
Dr. Cristina Yang : "Boob"?