The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy (TV Series)

Attack of the Clowns/Complete and Utter Chaos! (2004)

Greg Eagles: Grim, Clown, Old Man

Quotes 

• [Mandy has poured Grim, piece by piece, out of her backpack] 

  Grim : [annoyed]  Okay, we need to talk about this backpack thing. It's very demeaning.

  [all of his bones form back together into his old self and his robe appears on his body] 

  Grim : I'm the Grim Reaper, for goodness sake.

  [he takes out his scythe] 

  Grim : I used to have a chariot of 400 burning horses. My arrival on the scene would be a raging thunderclap of fear!

  [Mandy walks away to Billy's house and Grim follows] 

  Grim : Now it's, "Hey, have you seen Grim?" "Yeah, I think he's wedged between a history textbook and a tuna fish sandwich."

  [they enter the house, passing Billy who is watching TV and yelling "Destroy us all!" repeatedly, eventually arriving in the basement where Grim's trunk is] 

  Grim : And I'm pretty sure the guys in the underworld accounting are laughing at me behind my back. Those guys are turbo-nerds! I bet none of them had a date since the 1800s.

  [he looks down into the ground] 

  Grim : Hear that, you dateless turbo-nerds? I'm on to you! Hmph!

• Grim : Billy, de apple wouldn't pick you if you were a booger.

• Grim : Give me that apple. Don't force me to use my kung fu.