The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy (TV Series)

Billy and Mandy Save Christmas (2005)

Greg Eagles: Grim, Sperg

Quotes 

• Grim : How come every time I take you kids to the mall it burns to the ground?

  Billy : I blame the economy.

• Mandy : Grim, everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public.

  Grim : The whole "childhood wonder" stage just blew right past you, didn't it?

• Baron Von Ghoulish : What have you done? Do you realize that I'll be picking ash out of my bedroom carpet for eternity?

  Mandy : Didn't I just destroy you?

  Baron Von Ghoulish : You staked a little too far to the left. Hit my trusty vacuum cleaner. Besides, you don't want the Head Vampire. You want the Head Head Vampire.

  Mandy : The Head Head Vampire?

  Baron Von Ghoulish : Yes, they did this whole reorganization thing a couple of hundred years ago. Doesn't make much sense to me. And what was I talking about? Oh, yes, yes! The Head Head Vampire. I think he was here for my Labor Day soiree. I definitely remember him if I saw him.

  Mandy : If he spilled something on your rug, I'd bet you remember what he looks like.

  Baron Von Ghoulish : Filth!

  Mandy : Well, sorry about the mess. Come on, Grim. Christmas is cancelled unless we can destroy the Head Head Vampire.

  Grim : See you, Baron. We're off to save Christmas.

  Baron Von Ghoulish : Save Christmas? Wait, wait, wait! Can I go with you? I've always wanted to save Christmas! Ever since I was a boy!

  [flashback] 

  Baron Von Ghoulish : Someday, I'm going to save Christmas.

  Mandy : Sorry. You can't come. You'd be dead weight.

  Grim : Undead weight. Hahahaha!

  Baron Von Ghoulish : Aw, please!

  Grim : Come on, Mandy. I've always wanted to save Christmas with a vampire sidekick ever since I was a little boy.

  [flashback] 

  Grim : Someday, I'll save Christmas with a vampire!