The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy (TV Series)
Keeper of the Reaper (2006)
C.H. Greenblatt: Fred Fredburger
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Quotes
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Billy's Mom : Oh, my stars and garters! What happened in here?
Billy : Grim conjured up this...
Fred Fredburger : Hey, who's that lady?
Billy : That's my momma.
Fred Fredburger : Does she make cookies?
Billy's Mom : Sometimes.
Fred Fredburger : Well, sometimes, my mom makes me cookies... with chocolate chips, and sometimes, she makes me peanut butter bars, and sometimes, she doesn't make me anything... Chocolate chip is my favorite. Yes.
Billy : Oooooookaaay.
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Fred Fredburger : I got to make a poo poo!
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Fred Fredburger : Don't worry, I found some nachos! Yes.
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Billy : [singing] Please vote me the keeper of the reaper/ I wanna be the keeper of the reaper/ His skinny white bones are mine to own/ To do with as I see fit/ Give him to me and I promise my love won't quit!
Mandy : I disagree 'bout the keeper of the reaper/ It should be me who's the keeper of the reaper/ Grim's not a toy for an idiot boy/ Who can't even tie his shoes/ If Billy wins, then we all surely lose!
Grim, The Grim Reaper : Don't *I* get a say about the keeper of the reaper?/ I'll make you all pay for the keeper of the reaper!/ All my rage is bottled up in this cage/ Held back by these iron bars/ I'll never get rid of these mental scars!
Judge Roy Spleen : I don't care who's the keeper of the reaper/ I'm losin' my hair over keeper of the reaper/ A mountain of stress is crushing my chest/ I'm going blind in one eye/ And its all be-cause of that stupid guy!
Fred Fredburger : Don't worry! I found some nachos! Yes.
[Judge Spleen hits him on the head with the gavel]
Fred Fredburger : OW!
Billy : [rapping] Time to make you ill, old school style!
[reverts back to singing]
Billy : Grim is the corner in my square!
Mandy : Grim's the chocolate in my eclair.
Billy : Grim is the freshener in my air!
Mandy : Grim's the conditioner in my hair.
Billy : GRIM'S THE PIC-A-NIC IN MY BEAR!
Mandy : Grim is the cushion in my chair.
Billy : Grim is the renaissance in my fair!
Mandy : Grim is the anger in my stare.
Billy : Grim is the stain in my underwear!
Mandy : Somehow I knew you were gonna go there.
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Fred Fredburger : Gosh, I love paperwork, especially the part where I get to write my name. F, R, E, D... F, R, E, D... B, U, R, G, E, R! Fred Fredburger! Yes!
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Juror #10 : How many times do I have to tell you? This is MY house!
Fred Fredburger : Yes!
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Fred Fredburger : [about Wiggy Jiggy Jed's hat] Hey! Can I try on that hat? I think it's important! It's important for me to try on the hat because...
Judge Roy Spleen : WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Fred Fredburger : Judge?
Judge Roy Spleen : No, shut up.
Fred Fredburger : Judge?
Judge Roy Spleen : Shut up.
Fred Fredburger : Judge?
Judge Roy Spleen : I order you to shut up!
Fred Fredburger : Judge?
Judge Roy Spleen : WHY WON'T YOU SHUT UP?
Fred Fredburger : ...Judge?
Judge Roy Spleen : [sighs]
[Wiggy Jiggy Jed's hat appears on top of Fred Fredburger's head]
Judge Roy Spleen : Yes.
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Fred Fredburger : Judge! Hey, judge! Yes, when do we get hammer thingies? Because I can maybe make some nice stuff, like a table, or some chairs, or...
Judge Roy Spleen : This is called a gavel, and no, you don't get one!
Fred Fredburger : Hey, can I borrow yours for a minute, oh thank you!
Fred Fredburger : [starts hammering the wall]
Fred Fredburger : Fred Fredburger! Fred Fredburger! Fred Fredburger! Fred Fredburger!
Judge Roy Spleen : Give me that!
[Judge takes hammer away from Fred]
Judge Roy Spleen : And sit back down!
Fred Fredburger : But, I wasn't finished!
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Fred Fredburger : [viewing a flashback] Hey, who's that man?
Billy : That's my dad.
Fred Fredburger : Ah, you look like him!
Billy's Dad : He'd better look like me.
[points at his wife]
Billy's Dad : 'Cause if he looked like *you*, he'd be PRETTY!
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Judge Roy Spleen : [to Fred Fredburger] Get over here! Now, listen to me. I need you to
[Fred reaches for gavel but Judge hits his hand]
Judge Roy Spleen : Don't touch that! I need you to think back on everything you've heard to today... and tell me. Who should get Grim: Billy or Mandy?
Judge Roy Spleen : Yes.
Judge Roy Spleen : Yes to Billy... or yes to Mandy?
Fred Fredburger : Yes.
Judge Roy Spleen : Yes.
Fred Fredburger : Yes.
Judge Roy Spleen : Yes. I see! You're saying Grim shouldnt be separated from either Billy or Mandy... because that would destroy their friendship.
Fred Fredburger : Yes.
Judge Roy Spleen : And friendship is our most personal treasure. Even more personal than our toothbrush.
Fred Fredburger : Yes.
Judge Roy Spleen : Fred Fredburger, your words have moved my crusty heart. Therefore, I hereby declare Billy's family be placed under house arrest and never be allowed to move! Court adjourned!
