Grim & Evil (TV Series)

Opposite Day/Emotional Skarr/Look Alive! (2001)

Armin Shimerman: General Skarr, Stomach

Quotes 

• Stomach : Vanilla is delicious!

• General Skarr : I'll tell you what's wrong. I am sick and tired of playing errand boy for that oversized wad of chewing gum, and that dipstick bear of his. I utterly despise him with every fiber of my being. And someday, someday soon, my children, I will make him... pay.

• Maj. Dr. Ghastly : Tonight, we will unveil the world's most destructive weapon!

  [the weapon is a robotic chihuahua] 

  Hector Con Carne : This is magnificent and it's modeled after Enrique Jr.!

  [Skarr gasps as he sees the dog] 

  Hector Con Carne : There's my boy! Boskov, pet now!

  [Boskov pets the dog] 

  General Skarr : You need to change your brain fluid, Hector. There's only one way to conquer the world. We've got to build massive armies and stockpile missiles! Then, you have to target and destroy every major capital in the world! Yes! Yes! Hahahaha! All mine! All...

  [stops daydreaming] 

  General Skarr : mine?

  Maj. Dr. Ghastly : Yes. Well, we think this will work nicely, too.

  [she gives Skarr a remote control] 

  General Skarr : What am I supposed to do with this?

  [he tries operating the remote control] 

  General Skarr : Stupid thing... I hate it.

  Robot Dog : [Activated]  All systems are operational.

  General Skarr : Oh! Now, I got it!

  Maj. Dr. Ghastly : Amazing!

  Hector Con Carne : Yes, Skarr. Can you feel it? Something big is about to go down!

  General Skarr : Hmmm. Seems to be a lag in reaction time.

• Sports Announcer : It is fourth down and one yard to go, and the score is tied with only five seconds on the clock-

  [the broadcast is interrupted by Hector for a heavily injured Skarr] 

  Maj. Dr. Ghastly : Ahem. We interrupt this program to bring you an important message.

  Hector Con Carne : Greetings, Skarr. It is my sincerest hope that you get well soon. Because you've got to work off the fifty million bucks you owe for that robot you broke!

  General Skarr : Hey! You can't do-

  [the broadcast ends] 

  Sports Announcer : Who-wee, folks! You can tell your grandkids that you just won the absolute best play in football history!