Grim & Evil (TV Series)

Opposite Day/Emotional Skarr/Look Alive! (2001)

Phil LaMarr: Hector Con Carne, Sports Announcer

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Quotes 

• Hector Con Carne : Don't you know that tyranny never sleeps?

• Maj. Dr. Ghastly : Tonight, we will unveil the world's most destructive weapon!

  [the weapon is a robotic chihuahua] 

  Hector Con Carne : This is magnificent and it's modeled after Enrique Jr.!

  [Skarr gasps as he sees the dog] 

  Hector Con Carne : There's my boy! Boskov, pet now!

  [Boskov pets the dog] 

  General Skarr : You need to change your brain fluid, Hector. There's only one way to conquer the world. We've got to build massive armies and stockpile missiles! Then, you have to target and destroy every major capital in the world! Yes! Yes! Hahahaha! All mine! All...

  [stops daydreaming] 

  General Skarr : mine?

  Maj. Dr. Ghastly : Yes. Well, we think this will work nicely, too.

  [she gives Skarr a remote control] 

  General Skarr : What am I supposed to do with this?

  [he tries operating the remote control] 

  General Skarr : Stupid thing... I hate it.

  Robot Dog : [Activated]  All systems are operational.

  General Skarr : Oh! Now, I got it!

  Maj. Dr. Ghastly : Amazing!

  Hector Con Carne : Yes, Skarr. Can you feel it? Something big is about to go down!

  General Skarr : Hmmm. Seems to be a lag in reaction time.

• Hector Con Carne : The tests are testing great, Skarr! Only two hundred and fifty six more tests to test!

• Hector Con Carne : Before we set out to conquer the world, Skarr, we must first run an elaborate and expensive training test. Behold! Go ahead, choose your... weapon. And with your Dog Vision Goggles, you will seek out the enemy!

• Sports Announcer : It is fourth down and one yard to go, and the score is tied with only five seconds on the clock-

  [the broadcast is interrupted by Hector for a heavily injured Skarr] 

  Maj. Dr. Ghastly : Ahem. We interrupt this program to bring you an important message.

  Hector Con Carne : Greetings, Skarr. It is my sincerest hope that you get well soon. Because you've got to work off the fifty million bucks you owe for that robot you broke!

  General Skarr : Hey! You can't do-

  [the broadcast ends] 

  Sports Announcer : Who-wee, folks! You can tell your grandkids that you just won the absolute best play in football history!