Paul Merton: Now, you and this prostitute. How did you manage to get off paying her?
Angus Deayton: She didn't tell me she was a prostitute.
Paul Merton: She didn't tell you?
Ian Hislop: But you must have paid her for the article? I mean, I don't want to dwell on this, but...
[pulls out the article and reads from it to Angus]
Ian Hislop: "He made me groan all night."? What were you doing, reading the autocue? "Angus was the best lover I've ever had" and you didn't pay her? This is just unbelievable! "We could have kept going til breakfast"? What were you doing, talking about football?