- Anna, the Nanny: She'll forget us faster than America will forget Kelly Clarkson!
- Dwayne, the Trainer: Who?
- Molly the Dog Walker: Dogs! Always watching while you're having sex with their master. I know what those dogs are thinking: "I'll still be here in the morning... whore!" Damn dog, you're the whore!
- Anna, the Nanny: A real man only cries when he's drunk!
- Doris: Or when you tell him, "Hey, get back over here, I wasn't done yet!"