Hey Arnold! (TV Series)

Bag of Money/Principal Simmons (2000)

David Wohl: Principal Wartz

Quotes 

• Harold Berman : [while outside at recess, Harold sees the Jolly Olly Man driving past the school]  Oh, man, I'm so hungry. I'M STARVING!

  [He proceeds to start kicking a nearby shrub in frustration as Mr. Simmons runs over] 

  Mr. Simmons : Harold, no! Leave that poor shrub alone! Kicking it is not going to help you get food! Now, think about it...

  [Principal Wartz whips Harold around into his direction and points his finger at him] 

  Principal Wartz : Stop it right now! What do you think you're doing? You must have a low intelligence level. I hear by assign you to plant all new shrubbery around this schoolyard for the next month.

  Harold Berman : [upset]  Ohhh!

  Mr. Simmons : [Mr. Simmons cannot believe what he heard]  Principal Wartz!

• Mr. Simmons : [after witnessing Wartz punishing Rhonda for spraying the floor accidentally with paint]  Principal Wartz, I've watched you overreact and yell at several students today that should have been treated with much more respect...

  Principal Wartz : [annoyed]  Are you lecturing me, Mr. Simmons? You don't what it's like to be principal. It's a jungle out there! When someone steps out of bounds, you have to be quick, deceisive, and harsh. Feelings and fairness cannot come into play.

  Mr. Simmons : [meekly]  But...

  Principal Wartz : But nothing! Get back to your class.

• Principal Wartz : [Happily]  I can't remember the last time I woke up at noon.