- Lt. Howard Hunter: Keenly interested as I am in the opinion of coffee-shop help, madam, I must nonetheless insist that you exchange this brûlée grotesque for one medium rare. In addition to which, you will henceforth address me as "Lieutenant."
- Lt. Howard Hunter: Perhaps if you did your job properly, you'd be compensated properly! Why, in Saudi Arabia, you'd be physically maimed for this sort of malfeasance!